What is the worst animal std?
Gatoraids
Salamanders are the most passive aggressive animal.
You grab their tail and they're like "have that one, I don't even want it"
An horse walks into a bar.
The customers get up and leave, recognizing the danger that may cause an animal of that size.
One of my stuffed animals just told me I should get back on my meds,
I guess someone doesn't want to be part of tea party club anymore.
Why do elephants never use computers?
They're afraid of the mouse.