They must have had a really good laugh when doctors realized
that thermometers could be taken orally too.
Did you hear about the guy who went to the ER with 15 little toy ponies stuck up in his rear end?
Doctors say his condition is stable.
A woman asked a female doctor if she had aids ...
"Yes, I do. They're busy now, but they'll be with you shortly."
What did the pregnant blonde ask at the doctor's office?
...Is it mine?
A man goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, my farts sound like a motorbike" Doctor says "you have
an abscess" Man says "how do you know?" Doctor says "because abscess makes the fart go Honda"