Bad News.
Doctor: "I have some bad news for you. You REALLY have to stop masturbating." "Oh my God doc, why, WHY?" "I am trying to examine you!"
Why can I never be a doctor?
Because I don't have any patients
If it weren't for WebMD I would have never known what symptoms to
mimic so I could get all these prescriptions from my doctor.
A man goes to the doctor for his annual check-up.
The doctor says to him "you need to stop masturbating." The man asks "why?" The doctor replies "because i'm trying to examine you."
I went to the doctor's office the other day And he told me, "you've got to stop masturbating so furiously."
I responded, "why, doc?" He angrily responded, "because, I'm TRYING to examine you."