STILL PRINTING Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture
of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Christmas cards are how old people say, "Hey,
you thought I was dead, but I'm not!"
The ugly tree Geeze, that's an ugly christmas tree but why do you keep it in the bathroom?
That's where I store my toiletries.
The versatile gay actor wanted to be cast in both "A Christmas Carol" and
"A Midsummer Nights Dream" So he could be both a Bottom and a Topper.
My friend had one of those novelty leg lamps from the Christmas Story movie, but he lost it recently...
Now he's a lamputee