I went to the zoo the other day...
The only animal they had was a small dog. It was a shih tzu
What do you call a fish that wears a crown?
A king fish.
Animals that lose their tails
visit the retail store.
What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?
An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !
If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattering
Then halloween and thanksgiving would fall on the same day