A programmer's wife asks him to pick up a loaf of bread and, if they have eggs, get a dozen.
The programmer comes home with a dozen loaves of bread.
I watched a programmer do stand-up comedy.
I've gotta say, I loved his bits.
Why do Python programmers prefer snakes?
Because they don't have to worry about brackets.
My programmer friend keeps telling me I'm using too many brackets.
I keep telling him that two wont hold all those books he never reads.
I worked a 10-hour day today...
Sounds impressive to non-programmers who don't know binary.