How do programmers like their snacks?
Byte-sized.
Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?
Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?
Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.
I watched a programmer do stand-up comedy.
I've gotta say, I loved his bits.
hokey pokey The hokey pokey crashed my computer.
Stack overflow (You might have to be a programmer to appreciate this)