What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?
A PDFile.
How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.
The programmer to his son: "Here I brought you a new basketball."
"Thank you daddy but where is the user's guide?"
Why did the programmer die in the shower?
He followed the shampoo instructions.
What does a spanish programmer program in?
Si++