People at my work name their food..
.. today I ate a lasagna named Peter
Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?
Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.
My friend thinks he is smart.
He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Hear About the Restaurant on the Moon?
Hear about the restaurant on the Moon? Great food but no atmosphere.
Did you guys hear about the Italian chef who had food poisoning?
He pasta way.