Me: *stumbles in front of boss at work* Boss: haha have a nice
trip, see you in the fall Me: *takes 8 month vacation*
[at work] Carl, did you get naked when you used the bathroom?
*standing there with his shirt & pants on backwards* "No...why do you ask?"
The keurig machine at work acts like its going to give me coffee, but it turns off at the last minute.
I feel like I'm getting brew balls.
I just left my job.
I could not work for my boss after the words he said to me. "You're fired."
We never knew he was always drunk...
...until he showed up to work sober.