My dad said the key to a good marriage is "never go to bed mad." Then he
said "In fact, never go to bed at all!" and handed me a bag of meth
MARRIAGE COUNSELOR: What is it that you are both most fearful of?
WIFE: I just...[sobbing]...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels
My daddy always warned me about the 3 rings of marriage: the
engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
So 22 counties in Alabama are refusing to issue gay marriage licenses on the grounds
that they believe in the traditional marriage of a man and his sister.
When covering gay marriage debates avoid asking "which
of you is the woman?" It's the shorter guy.