What do you call a teacher who's always late?
Mr Bus
[math teacher] your homework looks like chicken scratch, but you got them
all correct [later at home] I think she's on to us, mathmachicken
Like teacher like student Teacher: Did you finish you homework?
Kid: Did you finish grading my test? Teacher: I have other children's tests to grade Kid: I have other teachers homework to do.
What do my wife and my math teacher have in common?
They both love to create problems that I am apparently supposed to solve.
Lincoln should win for most likely DVD
to be put on by substitute teachers