Why do computer programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25
3 Steps to being a good Programmer 1.
Avoid recursion 2. Repeat steps 1 and 2. 3. Always have an exit condition. 4. Beware of being off by one.
A programmer walks into a bar.
Barman ask him if he wants "beer or whiskey", he responded "yes"
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table...
...one full of water in case he gets thirsty, one empty in case he doesn't.
How do programmers get a sixpack?
int[][] abs = new int[2][3]