Now marriage can be between any two people who are misguided
enough to start a life together in New Jersey.
Marriage counselor to new patients: Before discussing a couples differences, I first like to hear what they have in common.
Husband: Fine. We both hate to suck cock.
Marriage is like a deck of cards In the beginning all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond...
By the end you wish you had a club and a spade.
Having kids can really strengthen a marriage.
My wife and I never had a common enemy before.
My dad said the key to a good marriage is "never go to bed mad." Then he
said "In fact, never go to bed at all!" and handed me a bag of meth