I recently started remodeling my house and quickly got in over my head, so I decided to get some professional help.
I also hired a contractor to work on my house.
This lady stalks me everyday from work to my home, and i'm beginning
to like her People say its just stalk-home syndrome
Doctor: How long has this been bothering you?
Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.
What's the difference between magic and black magic?
Black magic doesn't work.
Why kill time when you can
make it work for you?