What animal is endangered by tooth decay?
Molar bears!
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish.
If you're nice to an animal, it loves you for life.
If you're nice to a person, who the fuck knows what's gonna happen.
If animals took over the world, what would be they're first decree?
O'LAMACARE!!!!!
What's the smartest animal on the farm?
The farmer (this killed my 12yo brothers)