Why did the star go to jail?
Because it was a shooting star.
Why does heaven have such great wifi?
Because of all the cloud space.
Einstein made a theory about space...
It was about time too.
Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?
They need space.
Great move NASA, let's blast Will.I.Am's music into space.
That will definitely let every alien nation know we are intelligent. Throw in some Beiber while your at it.