If life gives you melons...
get a good sports bra.
I'd enjoy your sports/movie/pop-star jokes a lot more if I didn't have
to spend 10 minutes on Google figuring out if they're funny or not.
Trainer: What's the most intense part of your work out?
Me: Getting into my sports bra.
My daughter's been seeing someone called Jim.
Only for an hour each time, always in sports gear and often sweaty afterwards. I don't approve
What's a terrorists favorite sports team?
The new York jets.