A little alien asks his mother...
"Mommy, the kids all say we're aliens from outer space. That's not true, is it?" "Vegl dibrogmrn di shtrtl mixtor!"
Why did the moon skip dinner?
Because it was full.
I think my girlfriend's love for Einstein's theories is driving us away from each other.
But, hey. I'll be a good guy and understand if she just wants some time and space.
What do you tell someone who occupies space and has mass?
You matter.
let us all return to a simpler time, such as when i believed
astroturf was farmed in space and brought to earth