Tattooes turn an average man into a man to look twice at.
If i see ink i know he can handle pain....and that works for me, cause I'm a pain.
*wife gives me a big hug before I leave for work* I love you too, babe!
[later] Where's my credit card? Son of a..
How does a Liverpudlian get to work...
He doesn't.
What's the difference between magic and black magic?
Black magic doesn't work.
i work in the elevator business.
It has it's ups and downs.