What's the smartest animal on the farm?
The farmer (this killed my 12yo brothers)
What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?
An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.
What do you call a fish that wears a crown?
A king fish.
What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?
Disney spells.
Animals that lose their tails
visit the retail store.