My nephew asked me what marriage was like.
So I gave him a candy bar and told him not to eat it.
Love is blind, only marriage
opens your eyes.
My parents decided the key to a successful marriage is going out to a fancy restaurant twice a week.
My dad goes out Mondays and my mom goes out Fridays.
If it wasn't for the internet, I would think "12 Years A Slave" was a
movie about a guy exaggerating about the first 3 weeks of marriage.
Why did the married couple go to the gym?
Because their relationship needed some work.