What's the smartest animal on the farm?
The farmer (this killed my 12yo brothers)
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
I went to the zoo the other day...
The only animal they had was a small dog. It was a shih tzu
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
What animal do I respect most?
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.