Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.
My dog keeps whimpering at her empty food bowl.
So I put her in another room. I'm not sure what that bowl did to her, but it's obvious it upset her.
Why don't you say grace when eating Chinese food?
Because they run you over with a tank if you do. Found this on Becker, didn't know if I should put this here or goingtohellforthis
GREETINGS MORTAL, YOU MAY ASK ME ONE QUE- "what's the deal with airline
food?" GODDAMNIT JERRY HOW DO YOU KEEP FINDING THIS CRYSTAL
Poached salmon on a bed of brown rice with peas or Roasted duck with polenta and organic green beans?
Choosing dog food is hard.