Now marriage can be between any two people who are misguided
enough to start a life together in New Jersey.
What do you call a husband who does the dishes?
A rare species.
My dad said the key to a good marriage is "never go to bed mad." Then he
said "In fact, never go to bed at all!" and handed me a bag of meth
I REALIZED THAT I AM THE VICTIM After ten years of marriage, the wife asks her husband: - Honey, are you by nature a winner or a loser?
- Honey, over the years I realized that I am the victim ...
If it wasn't for the internet, I would think "12 Years A Slave" was a
movie about a guy exaggerating about the first 3 weeks of marriage.