A man goes to a partially deaf doctors Man: Doctor Doctor I can't remember who sang the Pinball Wizard.
Doctor: The....... who?
[drinks milk from carton] WHY AREN'T YOU USING A GLASS?!?
"I went to the eye doctor" What does that mean? "He said I don't need glasses"
Doctor: "You have a blockage in your small & large intestine" Barista: ...
Barista: ... Doctor: *Sigh* "Ok, Tall & Venti intestine."
wife: "he never reacts appropriately, just tell him" doctor: "ok, keith
we had to remove both your legs" me: "where will i keep my car keys"
A boy at church was asked if he knew what the resurrection was.
"Yes, and if it lasts more than 4 hours you're supposed to see a doctor."