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What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?
"You're two shellfish."
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Zoos shouldn't have realistic sculptures of animals.
I'm not that smart, people.
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It's just sad how often I see zookeepers breaking
their own 'Dont Feed the Animals' rule.
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If animals took over the world, what would be they're first decree?
O'LAMACARE!!!!!
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[God making African animals] Screw it.
Just put stripes on a horse, make that water lizard really big, and put spots on a really tall deer.
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What animal is endangered by tooth decay?
Molar bears!
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