Happy Greek Easter!
Which Greek God loved to collect animals? Zoos
Why Latvian man did cross road?
Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.
If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattering
Then halloween and thanksgiving would fall on the same day
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.