Doctor Doctor I've a split personality
Well you'd better both sit down then!
Doctor Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains
Well pull yourself together then
What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?
"Suture self!"
[request] Having a hard time remembering a joke.
Please help. A guy goes to a doctor. The punch line is said in a really surprised tone "THE DOCTOR WAS A WOMAN!" Thank you in advance.
Joke of the day Doctor!
You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!