My daddy always warned me about the 3 rings of marriage: the
engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
Why is gay marriage still a thing?
Because people are fucking assholes
Why did the married couple go to the bank?
To save their marriage.
An Indian redditor gets an arranged marriage.
He turns to his partner and says: "Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!"
I think marriage is probably like having a business partner.
No that's not true, probably weird if your business partner takes your kids