Yes, I am aware pigs are more intelligent than dogs.
Why would I want to eat an inferior animal and absorb its lesser powers?
How many animals can fit into a pair of pantyhose?
Ten pigs, two calves, one beaver, and an ass.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore.
What animal is endangered by tooth decay?
Molar bears!
Happy Greek Easter!
Which Greek God loved to collect animals? Zoos