"What would be your main strength?" Well, I can communicate with animals...
"Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses?" They can't understand me.
If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattering
Then halloween and thanksgiving would fall on the same day
Why is NASA having a lawsuit filed against them from animal protection?
...because curiosty killed the cat
What animal do I respect most?
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
How many animals can fit into a pair of pantyhose?
Ten pigs, two calves, one beaver, and an ass.