How did Luke always know what Darth was getting him for Christmas?
He felt his presents...
I just want to be rich enough to stop giving
people toilet paper for Christmas
Why is Santa Claus so jolly?
He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.
Spice up Christmas shopping by entering random fitting rooms, waiting 5 minutes, then yelling, "Hey!
There's no toilet paper in here!"
Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?
Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.