What do you call a racist dog from Animal Crossing?
KKK Slider
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do
I told my wife she should call me a champion bullrider...
Because I consistently last 8 seconds riding a horned animal.
Most animals don't like gore.
But leeches are suckers for blood.
Why Latvian man did cross road?
Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.