What do you call a flatulent teacher?
A tutor
And on another note...
Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor.
Meanwhile, at School: Teacher- "How much is a gram?" Laure- "Depends
on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out" #YouOwnedHimDude
In biology class my teacher asked "What is most commonly found
in cells?" Apparently "black people" was not the right answer
What's the difference between a sadist
and a math teacher Nothing