I am an expert at making balloon animals.
May I interest you in a hyphen or a pickle?
God: What's that?
Noah: The aquarium God: For what? Noah: The fish God: Fish can survive floods Noah: *kicks llama* YOU SAID EVERY ANIMAL
A man walks into a zoo, the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
It was a shih tzu
What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?
Disney spells.
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A labracadabrador.