I own 2 types of fossilised animal
excrement I'm a shit collector.
How do animals cross the ocean?
On a Gir-raft.
Wanna know what it's like being married?
Chain yourself to a wild animal. Now kick the animal.
Why do bears' mouths water whenever they look at Trump?
Because they think that thing on his head (his hair) is an animal and they want to eat it.
What is your mom's favorite animal?
Macaque.