"Enjoying your day off?" - what Jewish
people say to each other on Christmas.
Got Christmas card glitter all over
me and now I can't stop stripping.
They're making a Christmas edition of The Human
Centipede It's called The Human Santapede
Only 3 more weeks until my Christmas lights change
from "still being up" to "being up early".
To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I'm
making my house into an Italian restaurant.