Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.
Sweetie, who is this bully stealing your pudding cup before school?!?
"Mom, it's-" *dad makes throat slice gesture* "No one, Mom. No one"
My dad told me he was gay, i didnt believe
him until my other dad comfirmed it
Max the camel walks into his parents' room at 2am and asks for a glass of water.
His dad says, "Another one? That's the second glass this month."
Dad and son A son asks his father "Why does my bum hurt"
while the father replies "Because I love you son"