Perk of being an abortion doctor One perk of being an abortion
doctor is that you don't have to worry about dog's food
Tumblr is like junk food They're
both filled with trans fat.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
Scientists have discovered the number one food
that kills a woman's sex drive Wedding cake
Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?
Because the servers cannot be found