A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table...
...one full of water in case he gets thirsty, one empty in case he doesn't.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, its a hardware problem
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
I'm gonna need some specs or an outline of the scope, before I can get you an estimate.
Did you hear what happened to the computer programmer?
His wife told him, "while you are out, buy some eggs." He never came back.