I've been looking for the lid for this Tupperware container
and somehow I'm now three weeks late for work.
What do you call a nut that eats other nuts?
A pecan-nibal! Made this up at work while hungry.
dont read space facts to try to calm yourself down bc it doesnt work.for example the moon is not round it is shaped like an egg.
im furious
When my boss is mad and takes it out on me, I do less work.
Can't reward bad behavior with a positive response. Training works both ways
If I'm ever on life support, I want you to pull up he plug...
Then wait 10 seconds and plug it back in, maybe that'll work.