What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?
Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)
An horse walks into a bar.
The customers get up and leave, recognizing the danger that may cause an animal of that size.
this asian is Hannibal Lecter
At the animal shelter
The animals that like to be pet are the ones
that feel the best to touch how dope is that