"Hey Arnold Schwarzenegger, what will
you be for Halloween?" "I'll be bach"
Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?
They're used to people 'goblin' them!
For Halloween I'm giving out razor blades with candy in them.
These kids'll be shaving away and then BAM - nougat everywhere.
I forgot to wear my Halloween costume to work.
I was gonna go as the Invisible Deaf Mute Man.
What do slutty nurses
go as for Halloween?