What is the stupidest animal in the jungle?
The polar bear.
An horse walks into a bar.
The customers get up and leave, recognizing the danger that may cause an animal of that size.
If you go to an animal shelter and ask for a cat, they get really upset
if you play them like a guitar and scream ROCK YOU LIKE A FURRICANE.
Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.