Ninety-eight percent of lawyers...
give the other two percent a really bad name.
What's black and looks good on a lawyer?
An unconvicted felon.
TIFU when I deleted my gym membership, hit
my lawyer, & posted it to Facebook.
Did you hear about the dyslexic druggie lawyer who just finished rehab?
He's already started suing again.
[Interview room] Me: I'm not saying a word without my lawyer
present Cop: You ARE the lawyer Me: So where's my present?!