I was going to organize a space-themed birthday party for my son...
...but I couldn't planet.
Why did the astronaut bring a ladder to space?
To reach the stars.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet ;)
How do you throw a party in space?
You planet
I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted, "Oi, what's your disability?" I said, "Tourettes!
Now fuck off you c*nt!"