Guerrilla Glue It only works
when you don't look at it.
Frozen...
Text Message from Wife: Windows frozen. Won't Open. Husband: Pour lukewarm water on window. Tap gently with hammer to free windows. Wife: Computer really messed up now. Nothing works.
Tattooes turn an average man into a man to look twice at.
If i see ink i know he can handle pain....and that works for me, cause I'm a pain.
The gardener at my work put beer in the garden
to catch slugs SO GUESS WHO JUST BECAME A SLUG
Time to get ready for work Insomnia - OK.
You can sleep now.