Relationship Status: we made
our marriage counselor cry.
The best part of marriage is when your spouse goes
on a diet and you don't have to share your snacks.
Marriage means commitment.
So does insanity. Coincidence?
I can't believe gay marriage is legal!
What's next womens rights?
The last US election had a candidate called Mitt, a devout Catholic and a candidate called Newt, a serial adulterer.
One was against same sex marriage and the other was against same marriage sex.