How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?
He felt his presents.
I wanted a sweater for Christmas...
But instead I got a screamer and a moaner
The guy next door just put up his Christmas lights...
I bet he's pissed because I beat him, I put mine up 5 years ago..
What is Obama's least favorite Christmas Carol?
Let It Snowden.
Why was the Christmas tree so bad at knitting?
It kept dropping its needles.